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Cussin’ Custard

Cussin' Custard: The Best Dang Frozen Custard In The Smoky Mountains
Written by: Jasmin Diaz
Local Expert's Rating:
5.0 / 5
The Bottom Line:

If you’re looking for the freshest, homemade frozen custard you’ve ever tasted, head over to Cussin’ Custard. This sweet spot located on Parkway in Pigeon Forge offers a variety of frozen custard and ice-cold treats along with a whimsical ambiance that is family-oriented and perfect for the young and young at heart. 

- The SmokyMountains.com Local Expert Team

A visit to the Smoky Mountains is filled with exciting things to see, taste, and do. There are amazing national landmarks and state parks, beautiful mountain views plenty of amusement parks, and fantastic restaurants. There’s also a really cool place conveniently located on Parkway in Pigeon Forge that you should visit. If you’re looking for the freshest, most satisfying frozen custard you’ve ever tasted, head over to Cussin’ Custard. This sweet little hot spot opened its doors in June 2021 and has quickly grown to be a favorite of locals and visitors alike.

The minute you walk up to the entrance, you have to smile. The sign includes an extremely large ice cream cone turned upside down that appears to be melting onto the storefront windows. The decor inside is bright colorful and full of whimsy. It’s perfect for the young and young at heart. Surrounding the menus posted on the wall are jovial cuss words with a Southern charm. “Dang, Geese Louise, Heck, Drat, and Thunder Nation are a few that will tickle your funny bone. Just like the carefully chosen name. Cussin’ Custard has the most amazing, decadent, and best “dang” tasty frozen custard, yogurt, sundaes, milkshakes, and concrete on this side of the Smoky Mountains.

What is concrete you ask? It’s a frozen custard house specialty that is loaded with candy pieces, cake bites, homemade pie, cookies, and syrups blended and frozen together until it’s as solid as concrete. You can eat it with a spoon and when it starts to melt and all the sweet goodness gets creamer and creamer, it gets better and better. It’s simply heaven in a cup. It’s also a delightful sugar rush that will keep you going and going. Bring your sweet tooth and your appetite because the Cussin’ Custard menu features a variety of frozen goodies to tempt your taste buds.  It’s not just an ordinary ice cream store to get a frozen treat, it’s truly a memorable experience. Everything they create is like edible artwork that is just as beautiful as they are delicious. We call it frozen eye candy. From the Cookoo Concrete to the Sucker Punch shakes sundaes, to the Cones -N- Cups, you’re truly in for a treat!

Take a look at the Cookoo Concrete menu. Ask about their seasonal selections to mix things up like the Java Crunch a coffee-inspired specialty made with either vanilla or chocolate frozen custard, espresso, Heath Bar, and pretzel pieces! They’re both, “dadgum” delicious!

Kool Kat Concrete
A simply cool blend of vanilla or chocolate frozen custard featuring one of your favorite toppings. Simple, yet spectacularly you!

Oreo, Carmel, Fudge Concrete
This is for all those Oreo cookie fans. Vanilla frozen custard is blended with crushed up oreo cookies, dollops of caramel, and hot fudge

Chocolate, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Concrete
There’s nothing better than cookie dough to satisfy your sweet tooth. Chocolate frozen custard is blended with chocolate chip cookie dough and hot fudge creating a Cussin’ Custard masterpiece.

Vanilla, Strawberry Chocolate Chip Concrete
Strawberries and chocolate blend with vanilla frozen custard creating a sweet, fruity, and chocolate bliss.

Brownie Knuckle Sandwich
Peanut butter fans will adore this special blend of vanilla frozen custard, creamy peanut butter, and chunks of brownies all covered with hot fudge.

Knuckle Sandwich Any Cuckoo
Get creative and make a Cussin’ Custard original. Select your favorite one-topping concrete and center it and fill it with your favorite sauce.

What are all the Cussin’ Custard toppings? There are 38 different delicious options on their long list including candies, fruit, nuts, crackers, marshmallows, syrups, and more! You just have to see it, taste it, and experience it!

Insider Tip:
Follow Cussin’ Custard on social media and visit their website to enjoy beautiful pictures of their menu. This is a family-owned establishment that accepts credit cards and Apple Pay.